gday I'm going to say some random stuff that isn't true
1. I am a child mellester
2. I eat people
3. I am a stalker
4. I am a murderer
5. I like chocolate
6. I like men
Ok here is some true things
1. I am not a child mellester
2. I hate children
3. I hate stalkers
4. I hate murder
5. I hate all sweets
6. I am straighter than you can imagine
7. That is my real age -cough- not -cough-